“Liquid Regret”
By: Steve Everett
Verse 1
I have been sweatin’ like a dog all day
My head is poundin’ and my muscles all ache
I must’ve gone too hard at my neighborhood bar
That’s what these texts from random numbers all say
I found my keys in my refridgerator
And there’s a half-eaten pizza on my floor
I must’ve gone too hard at my neighborhood bar
Least that’s the picture that my camera roll paints
Chorus
Next time you see me shoot tequila after 2am
And dancin’ up on some tables with some bachelorettes
It means my liquid courage is spent
And I’m about to cash it in for liquid regret
Verse 2
They say if beer comes before liquor
You won’t remember being sicker
But if you have enough of one by the time that it’s gone
The other goes down even quicker
Bridge
Stop me if you see me on my phone
There’s only one way that’ll go
All I need’s a taxi when I say I need Patron
Cause I hate to drink alone